Does anyone have experience with dating sites asked the little birdie? I am three days into it and I have an abundance of potential candidates in the online dating world. I am pretty sure Taylor Swift was right. Boys only want love if its torture but the truth is all I really see so far are Blank Spaces! I believe I will give the site a couple of days more and delete my account. The site is just wearing me down!
Quotes from my potential candidates who are “whining” and not yet dining me, but have me falling off my chair in hysterical laughter mode:
1. Hello Gorgeous,
Wow…. I am certainly speechless…. What manner of beauty bestowed on one person. You must have been created on God’s resting day. How are you doing today ?Hope to hear from you soon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
2. Thank you so much for getting back to me …..I most comment you are so very beautiful and you have a nice smile …..and i will like to get to know you more.
3. Hello sunshine, I know you probably hear this all the time but you have the most beautiful face and smile I’ve seen in a while, How’s your day going?
4. hello pretty, do you care to chat with me?
5. hope you had an awesome weekend.
don’t mind getting to know you, what did you have for dinner?
6. Good, do you like kissing in public too! ?
8. Hello sunshine, I know you probably hear this all the time but you have the most beautiful face and smile I’ve seen in a while, How’s your day going?
9. WOW!! I know you must hear this all the time but i must confess you have such a beautiful smile, i would really love to know you better as friends if that’s ok with you. will be online waiting for your reply….
10. i got an email from Okcupid stating that your profile came up as a Match!! Then i came on, viewed it and wow!! as i said you have the most beautiful smile i have ever seen i just had to send you a message. I would really love…. (left blank)….
11. Hey How are you doing..? Have anybody told you how beautiful you are before…? if so, can you tell me where you got this your Beautiful face from..?
12. Dear the very reason I am interested in establishing a friendship with you is because I feel I have alot to offer you….
Kisses and hugs for you.
I think if this keeps up I may be kissing a lot of toads. No wonder I rather be in nature taking photos of my little birds. They just seem so harmless. Now that I think about it. These guys are really harmless too especially if I don’t text them back.
(PS: There is this Colonel in the Air Force I might check out after all…. Oh wait how about the guy from a leading TV news site I recognized…or maybe just go with the guy who wants me to travel the world with him. ) …. I wonder if all this is a game? Taylor Swift I am breathless just like you except mine is from deleting all the bullshit.