God knows I get kind of weirded out when I am about to fly somewhere even if it is for vacation. Shit-why did 9/11 have to happen as it has weirded me out with flying ever since?
So this whole vacation thing has me thinking about my will. Who am I going to give my blog to? Who would care for it in my absence? You blogger comrades know exactly what I am talking about. We love our blogs! I think….hum
So I decided to write in my will a little something to all of you. So while in my absence you all must refer to this page as needed. NOW I have not left yet for vacation, but when I do keep these words in safekeeping for me. Remember too I love y’all! God HELP me–I can’t stand being suspended in the air to get to my vacation spot, but there is no choice in the matter so here it goes:
I ALESIA BLOGS of the state of WASHINGTON & county of KING being weak in body but of sound and perfect mind (this may or may not be true), memory, reason, and understanding now calling to mind the mortality of my body and knowing that it’s appointed of God for all flesh once to die do make ordain and declare this my last will and testament and desire it to be received by all as such first my body to the Earth (how will that happen if I die in a plane crash? ) from whence it was taken my soul to God who gave it. Touching my worldly estate wherewith it has pleased God to bless me with in this life I will and positively order that it be dealt with and disposed in the manner following and herein after mentioned by those to whom I shall commit its future management….
OK..I know this is really ridiculous. But I will miss you guys while I am gone….By the way –future management will be SUSPENDED while I am in the plane..Sometimes we just need to go silent and this will be one of those times……..
*chuckles* have a wonderful holiday, Alesia 🙂 Now deep breaths….
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Lamaze exercises may come in handy or better yet the Valium I will be eatting like candy…..Oh just kidding…….
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😛 I don’t mind flying.. I’m just not keen on being squeezed through the pores of the seat on take off.
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Interesting point!
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Always reminds me of that line from Hitch-hiker’s Guide.. “What’s wrong with being drunk?”
“Ask the glass of water…”
Feels like that 🙂
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Lol
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Sent via BlackBerry from Vodafone Romania
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I did not see your message Octavian! But thx for stopping by!
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I am very sorry about this..as I am getting all the updates by email, I did accidentally reply to it.Fell very bad about it, my excuses!
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Hey…No problem. Glad to have you following! Take care. Alesia
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you are very kind, I am enjoying a lot reading your posts.!Take care, Octavian
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That is great to hear! I try to write on alot of themes. Writing is so much fun for me as well as hard work! thanks again, Alesia
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Have a great trip, Alesia. And happy birthday, too, if I recall correctly.
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Ahhh! Thank you. I will be sharing my 50 ways to enjoy your 50th birthday before I officially leave! I am sure it will make you laugh. : )
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IU think most of us do indeed love our website to a degree. Flying is safer than driving – look at the statistics, you’ll be just fine up there. The pilots don’t want trouble any more than you do. Have a fine trip. 🙂
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I know. : ) Thanks though.
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Enjoy the silence and the suspension … b r e a t h e … Bonne vacance!
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I will!!!! I haven’t left yet..Just preparing myself…haha I have a big post I have got to do before leaving….
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enjoy the break
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Plan to! Thanks. Alesia
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Have a great vacation. I’m sure you’ll have a blast…. After the unmitigated terror of the flight.
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lol!
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Wishing you a safe flight. I myself have the same fears of flying. I do it, but not with any happiness.
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Thank you!
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Enjoy your break!
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Thank you!
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Happy vacation, nurse! Enjoy!
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will do!
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